So last Sunday, Van Persie starred in another game for Fenerbahce and was strolling across the field anyhow like
Comot there!! For this Turkey? Na we dey run things
Meanwhile, a certain Abdulwahid Sissoko was looking at his left eyes and wondering how good it would be for rituals like
Fresh eyes. If it fit pluck this one, na to go buy mansion for Malay.
So, Abdulwahid finally made his move in the 37th minute like
“Operation remove the left eye! Blind RVP!”
And that left Van Persie rolling and bleeding across the pitch like:
What did I ever do to you AbdulWahid?
President of Arsenal fans association got the news and rushed to call the rest like
Guys! E don finally happen! Our guy don finally blind! You see now that God is not asleep??
When the other Arsenal fans tune in but cannot express their delight because they are in a public gathering so they pretend like
Eeeya! RVP! Poor guy.
Meanwhile when others are not looking, they rejoice like
So Van Persie will come and do bambiala in Nigeria when he finally cannot see road again? The Lord is good!
When they hear that it’s just one eye
What kind of thing is this na? Why not the two? Abdulwahid wyd???
And that even that one is not blind, it is just a small tear in the eye lid
What a disappoint!
When you ask Arsenal fans to send Van Persie a consolatory message as show of love
Did you leave your sense at home before coming here to talk to me? Or do you want trailer to jam you and RVP together?
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