Liverpool fans are a rare breed to find especially inside viewing centers. Not exactly because there are few of them, rather, it is because they possess this great ability to blend in with every other club fan and any unsuspecting fan would think of them as mates. Being cool guys that we are, we show you few pointers in spotting Liverpool fans.
How they arrive viewing centers
The reason for this is very simple like Christian Chukwu’s tactics: They always arrive during halftime, by then, the scoreline would have shown if it is going to be a passionate win or another spanking.
The only jersey they wear
This is the last jersey most Liverpool fans bought. Just like red beret is to Solomon Dalung, the jersey is symbolic to Liverpool because it was the year of great optimism. After winning an unexpected Champions League in 2005, the next season was a rush for jersey as most Liverpool fans felt they were finally ready to win everything especially the Premier League.But like we are still waiting for constant electricity supply, Liverpool fans are still waiting for their first Premier League title.
How they avoid bants
Can we talk about the price of garri?
When there is an argument and someone ask which club are you supporting sef?
Am a lifetime member of 3SC
When they see the Premier League title
Lord help!
Their favorite argument is ‘the most successful clubs in England’
They go in hard; ‘check google and see the number of trophies Liverpool have won. You no know football’
‘Okay…. but tell us the last time Liverpool won the league?’
Ask your father
How they look at Manchester United fans
Una go soon join us. Arsenal na proud member already
When they talk about Jurgen Klopp
When Liverpool win, it is Jurgen Klopp but when they lose, it is the players.
Wait oh!, are you a Liverpool fan?
Mtcheeew! See question
The most important thing to look out for is.
They are the last to leave. Either to watch the goals they missed or which player to blame for their defeat.
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