With everyone aware of the big bucks involved in football now, playing the game has become a bigger dream for lots of kids. Back in the days it was a taboo for a kid to even mention it to his parents, now every parent wants his kid to play football.
BACK THEN…
IF YOU EVER MENTION IT TO YOUR MUM THAT YOU WANT TO BECOME A FOOTBALLER
You did not see Doctor, Lawyer, and Engineer there.
WHEN YOUR MUM REPORTS TO YOUR DAD
Iffa hear ball in this house again, you are dead. Ball ko, ball ni.
HOW YOU SNEAK OUT TO PLAY FOOTBALL
WHEN YOUR DAD GETS HOME BEFORE YOU AND YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHERE YOU WENT TO
I dinor know that iyav come ni sir
NOW…
WHEN YOU ARE AT HOME READING WHEN YOUR MATES ARE PLAYING FOOTBALL
Will you go out there and play ball my friend, does Ronaldo, Messi, Mikel Obi have two heads?
WHEN YOU TELL YOUR MUM YOU DON’T LIKE FOOTBALL, THAT YOU WANT TO BECOME A PSYCHIATRIC DOCTOR
It is like witches from your father’s village are doing you.
HOW YOUR MUM DRAGS YOU TO FOOTBALL ACADEMIES
You will make it in football by force
HOW YOUR DAD LOOKS AT YOU WHEN HE HEARS YOU ARE A GOOD FOOTBALLER
WHEN YOUR MUM WANTS TO ENCOURAGE YOU
Even me yah mother was a good goalkeeper
WHEN YOU BECOME A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER AND YOU ARE SHOWN ON T.V. YOUR DAD BE LIKE
WHEN YOU COME HOME AFTER SIGNING YOUR FIRST PROFESSIONAL CONTRACT
You know say money no be problem. Yahoo…oo…Yahooze…
HOW YOUR MUM WALKS ON THE STREET NOW
Yes, I am his mother.
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